Pimped Out

So lately, straight friends of mine have started asking me to have sex with gay people they know. On Saturday, one friend of mine took me aside and said, "By the way, if you wanna fuck this guy I know..." as if he were trying to give me a drug dealer's number. I said I'd consider it, but I already have plenty of people to fuck, but I got the impression it would make my friend real happy if I did it.

Then there was yesterday. I was hanging out with a friend of mine and an acquaintance of his, and my friend says, Hey, this guy has a gay brother. You should fuck him. Then he admitted that the kid probably isn't attractive enough for me. I asked the acquaintance if his brother had a boyfriend and he said yeah, and I said, "That probably does mean he's not attractive enough for me." I always figure that there's something wrong with any gay male age 18-25 who feels they need to be in a relationship - either self-esteem issues, or their too unattractive to get sex when they need it, so they need to trap someone in an "emotional relationship."

I guess the point of people asking me is that it would be like doing a favor, making their friends feel good about themselves, straight people probably have an equivalent gesture when a guy buys an ugly girl a drink, or dances with her, as a favor to a friend. I might go along with that kind of thing if there was something in it for me in return ($).

Randy Orton Smoking

I guess this is becoming a motif...

Vintage: Etienne

"Marine in Training"




http://fairviewsue.blogspot.com/2008/03/sunday-comics-ettienne-marine-in.html

Obama: "My economic plan is better than my bowling."

Democratic Presidential front-runner Barack Obama bowled a 37 at a PR bowling game in Pennsylvania on Saturday night, making him the official candidate of postmodern interpretations of manhood.

Now let's see if we can get some shots of him in a dress or some kind of "gender fuck" gear...

...is this entry actually just passive misogyny and reinforcement of the gender binary? You decide. In my defense, I'd bet Hillary could bowl at least 100.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/30/obama-bowls-for-pennsylva_n_94097.html

::Sigh::

I just spent the last night of my spring break photocopying 500 pages of a Ph.D. dissertation (not mine) on gay leather and BDSM, and also, NOT going to the Black Party...

Wrestling and Gay Porn

Is it just me or has anyone else thought about how well WWE's Randy Orton could fit in on a Hot House film set?





Makes me wonder about the demographics the WWE is aiming for...

Black Party Tickets

The Black Party is this weekend and I'm going to still be trapped in the suburbs, broke. I've spent all my money on booze. Anyone wanna sponsor me?

http://www.saintatlarge.com/

François Sagat

http://fsagat.blogspot.com/

Metal, Gay Sex

Just putting it out there that I wanna fuck Pantera singer Phil Anselmo. Hell, I'd even switch positions and bottom for him, if it came to that. Of course we're talking primarily about Phil Anselmo from the early 90's - he hasn't been looking that great these days. I'm not so sure that he'd be up for it, but I've heard a few rumors about him fucking guys on tour, so why the hell not?

I Get $

So it's 2 a.m. and I'm sitting at my computer bored, a bit drunk. Not too unusual, it's spring break. I get one of the nightly messages that I've come to be used to (thanks to Gay.com...), from a guy who lives a few miles away from me, and always lets me know that he's generous ($).

He's pretty harmless. He always sounds innocent enough. He'll say "Hi," or "How are you tonight?" He's actually pretty polite about the fact that he wants to pay me for sex. Usually I don't even respond, but he makes sure to try to get to me every time he sees me on there. I might even consider it if it weren't for the fact that he's fat as fuck. It's not cause of his profile that I know this (it says almost nothing, and his pics are private and blurry - never a good sign). The reason I know is because he's already paid one of my good friends for the chance to suck his dick. The dude (who we can call FatCa$hFuck1) doesn't know that I know this, but I'm sure I could play some games with him by mentioning it, maybe up the price a little bit.

He lives near the state line, maybe over the border. Thanks to all this Elliot Spitzer controversy in New York, I've been able to pick up some legal info, and if he does live on the other side of the state line, he could be prosecuted under the Mann Act, which makes it a criminal offense to transport "individuals" across state lines (since I don't have a car right now...) "with intent that such individual engage in prostitution, or in any sexual activity for which any person can be charged with a criminal offense." Lucky for him (he's white, so am I), the law has mostly been used in cases of interracial sexual activity. Does it make me any more likely to do it? Probably not.

First Post

So a lot of bloggers start out by making promises to their readers about what kind of shit their going to see. I don't wanna be that formal. This blog is pretty much gonna cover whatever is on my mind. You'll probably see some angry rants about my sex life, about dudes who want me to fuck them, about politics (I'm very opinionated). You might see some pics of guys I wanna fuck, or see clips of music videos I'm into at the time. You'll probably find something to relate to on here, but enough of the bullshit, let's fuckin do this.