Friday, August 15, 2008

Michael Phelps is NOT Hot

Now I'm all for fucking athletes, but something about this guy actually really turns me off. He's pretty weird looking. In fact, he kind of looks like a monster:


And his teeth are fucking busted...

You fags need to get over it.
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11 comments:

Donnie v2.0 said...

I agree - he's not attractive at all in the face. The body on the other hand - not half bad.

August 15, 2008 4:11 PM
gagging said...

Thank God! Someone needed to say it! What the fuck is up with what seems like the whole gay world swooning over him!

August 15, 2008 4:26 PM
mac20 said...

Olympic Sporno, enjoy it while you can.

August 15, 2008 5:00 PM
Il Chevalier Mal Fet said...

part of his appeal is the devotion he gave to his sport...yeah, for sponsorships and everything, but still...he's insanely devoted. and he's cute in a boy-next-door kind of way.

plus, he can actually pull off a speedo...unless he wants a hand pulling it off...hehehe, i love bad jokes...

August 15, 2008 5:39 PM
Jr said...

Well there's more to attraction than looks mate! yeah, so many people get caught up in physical attraction but with him there is a lot more there.

August 15, 2008 8:32 PM
DTNZ said...

How about "the Phelps fags" need to get over it.

Dont put me in the majority buddy.

Ill smack you down, piss on you AND teach you a lesson, little man.

August 15, 2008 11:24 PM
Tom Gaylord said...

I'd be more worried about the woman behind him, she looks like Robert Mugabe....... in fact on closer inspection......... is that Robert Mugabe?

August 16, 2008 6:04 AM
Thonnibg said...

I`m not a big fan of Michael either,though I admire him for his achievements.And I think he is a very natural,down earthed guy.Exactly this is what he kind appeals to me with.

Did you heard about the message Michael has gotten from a friend:"Dude, how many times a day do I have to see your ugly face?'"

August 16, 2008 7:27 AM
BlackLotus...RedKing said...

Hey now, that happens to be my neighbor you're talking about!! While I don't think he's necessarily a "stunning" guy to look at, I personally think he's got a "David Schwimmer" kind of cute going on in the face, except that I think he's cute than David Schwimmer. And besides, there is always the paper bag method about looks.

August 16, 2008 6:33 PM
glen_mc said...

He's not my thing either but he is a good athlete!

August 16, 2008 8:23 PM
Anonymous said...

he's a smokin hot sexy man who turns me on

jesus pick and criticize boys!

January 9, 2011 11:13 PM

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