This may just be all the liquor in me, but I think I've figured out what I need in terms of a relationship. I need to get a boyfriend who fits all of my physical criteria, perfectly, no exceptions. This includes being taller than me, fit, having a great chest and shoulders, hard abs. He has to be close to my age, but emotionally mature and experienced. He should also be completely in love with me, probably just a degree more than I am with him. Military service is optional.
He's gotta be intelligent, have a good education, and be pursuing a career in a similar field to me. It would be nice if he was well off financially, but not too well off. He should be versatile in most respects, but be very aggressive. He should have a somewhat kinky side (into leather, rubber, some BD, etc.). He needs to be able to cum at least three or four times in a row.
If this is out there get in touch, otherwise I'm gonna have to just stick to fuck buds, which isn't getting me the chance to unload in anyone's ass three times a day.
11 hours ago
7 comments:
lol you perfect bf sounds hot! But I think he only exists in Narnia....
R u serious?????
Dont go mental now hot young man
ehhh...same general pattern as my drunk thoughts, except i've screwed up a few attempts at relationships, so mine are more regretful to your expectations.
don't worry. it'll happen when it happens. (just don't stop looking...)
a perfect partner is like the perfect car, you'll know the first time your ride in it.
LOL and can't stop!
Your perfect boyfriend does sound hot...but it probably isn't very realistic to expect any one person to fit all of those criteria.
Happy hunting, though!
ok.. you are so full of yourself... you're a mess with an oversize ego and the image of your "ideal man" is nonexistent... I am glad you are creative writer major, since this is it... creative writing
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