Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Merchandise

More of the shit I deal with online:
Headmaster: hi
Headmaster: whats up tonite?
Headmaster: dude can you help me out?
Mascdudewriter: what do u need help with?
Headmaster: was wonderin if you had a jockstrap that you would cum in and i could buy it
Mascdudewriter: hmm
Mascdudewriter: for how much?
Headmaster: 100
Mascdudewriter: i dunno man
Headmaster: do you have a jockstrap?
Mascdudewriter: yes
Headmaster: cool
Headmaster: would really like to buy your jockstrap filled with your cum
Mascdudewriter: whys that?
Headmaster: i just get really turned on by it
Headmaster: how big a laod [sic] you shoot?
Mascdudewriter: i shoot pretty big loads
Headmaster: like how big you talkin?
Mascdudewriter: usually 7 or 8 spurts
Headmaster: wow
Headmaster: ever shoot all that in someones throat?
Mascdudewriter: yeah
Headmaster: i would love to have it there too
Mascdudewriter: cool
Headmaster: I am no longer signed in!

Naturally, he signs off before he can give me his mailing address. It may not be such a bad idea...

2 comments:

Donnie v2.0 said...

I think that's a great business idea, personally.

mascdudewriter said...

I agree, we'll see if there's more demand..