Monday, May 12, 2008

Concerning Whether Or Not I Should Buy A Leather Harness This Week

mascdudewriter: im considering blowing some of the money ive hoarded from my dad and buying one
mascdudewriter: hey, the guy in the pictures has much worse abs than me
terry1234: I think tighter jeans would bring a greater reward
terry1234: your abs are good
mascdudewriter: really?
mascdudewriter: about the jeans
terry1234: just because they don't show
terry1234: yeah
terry1234: spend the money on tighter jeans
mascdudewriter: but keep in mind im gonna be in ct
terry1234: so
terry1234: you should look good no matter where you are
mascdudewriter: so tighter jeans wont make much of a difference and will just make me look gay
terry1234: but you are gay
mascdudewriter: id rather look gay when im having sex than in real life, lol
terry1234: tighter jeans are only "gay" in some sort of socially constructed something
terry1234: that I am sure you know all about

2 comments:

Scott said...

You should definitely buy a leather harness this week but take it from a guy who owns a shit load of leather -- don't buy mail order. Get one that's fitted for you. The Leatherman on Christopher Street has high quality harnesses that they will custom fit for you and Gene -- the tall older queen who smokes Capris -- will only try to grope you once or twice during the fitting and since he's getting older he won't even be real aggressive about it. The Leatherman's harnesses can be a bit costy but I got my first one from there and have had it for twenty plus years and its still my go to piece of leather when I need something hot to wear.

mascdudewriter said...

Cool, I'll ask for him and tell him you sent me...