No Bitches (f.)

I'm fucking sick of dumb bitches with non-existent sex lives getting themselves off on projecting sexual tension (which may or may not exist) onto my friendships with straight men. This has happened to me a few times before, and its always pathetic, insecure girls who can't get laid and have maybe never actually touched a man in their lives - except maybe their most effeminate gay male friends.

Well, I'm un-"hag"able, women who try to assume the status of fag hag around me always figure out that it's impossible, or they get burned. And if they can't connect to the gay guy they're attracted to by being their best friend, they start fantasizing about sex between him and other men they know - often men that they're also attracted to. They try to overstep their bounds and turn normal friendships they see around them into bizarre love triangles, by injecting themselves, or their drama.

I'm over it.