Pimped Out

So lately, straight friends of mine have started asking me to have sex with gay people they know. On Saturday, one friend of mine took me aside and said, "By the way, if you wanna fuck this guy I know..." as if he were trying to give me a drug dealer's number. I said I'd consider it, but I already have plenty of people to fuck, but I got the impression it would make my friend real happy if I did it.

Then there was yesterday. I was hanging out with a friend of mine and an acquaintance of his, and my friend says, Hey, this guy has a gay brother. You should fuck him. Then he admitted that the kid probably isn't attractive enough for me. I asked the acquaintance if his brother had a boyfriend and he said yeah, and I said, "That probably does mean he's not attractive enough for me." I always figure that there's something wrong with any gay male age 18-25 who feels they need to be in a relationship - either self-esteem issues, or their too unattractive to get sex when they need it, so they need to trap someone in an "emotional relationship."

I guess the point of people asking me is that it would be like doing a favor, making their friends feel good about themselves, straight people probably have an equivalent gesture when a guy buys an ugly girl a drink, or dances with her, as a favor to a friend. I might go along with that kind of thing if there was something in it for me in return ($).