I Get $

So it's 2 a.m. and I'm sitting at my computer bored, a bit drunk. Not too unusual, it's spring break. I get one of the nightly messages that I've come to be used to (thanks to Gay.com...), from a guy who lives a few miles away from me, and always lets me know that he's generous ($).

He's pretty harmless. He always sounds innocent enough. He'll say "Hi," or "How are you tonight?" He's actually pretty polite about the fact that he wants to pay me for sex. Usually I don't even respond, but he makes sure to try to get to me every time he sees me on there. I might even consider it if it weren't for the fact that he's fat as fuck. It's not cause of his profile that I know this (it says almost nothing, and his pics are private and blurry - never a good sign). The reason I know is because he's already paid one of my good friends for the chance to suck his dick. The dude (who we can call FatCa$hFuck1) doesn't know that I know this, but I'm sure I could play some games with him by mentioning it, maybe up the price a little bit.

He lives near the state line, maybe over the border. Thanks to all this Elliot Spitzer controversy in New York, I've been able to pick up some legal info, and if he does live on the other side of the state line, he could be prosecuted under the Mann Act, which makes it a criminal offense to transport "individuals" across state lines (since I don't have a car right now...) "with intent that such individual engage in prostitution, or in any sexual activity for which any person can be charged with a criminal offense." Lucky for him (he's white, so am I), the law has mostly been used in cases of interracial sexual activity. Does it make me any more likely to do it? Probably not.